Long-term followers of this project may be aware that a grand total of bog all has happened. I’m still surrounded by shiny things that I never use; I still have to find space for stuff that I only touch to tidy away.
The main reason behind this has been time and energy. More specifically, the unpleasant fact that I’ve had insufficient quantities of both at any one time. Energy is required to go through everything, and time is required to list it all for sale or giving away.
However, there is a solution.
Just now, @victohenry – while discussing an unrelated matter – tweeted about the world’s most ridiculous ‘agony aunt’ article in the history of mankind. I mean, come on – “clearly he needs a girlfriend”?
Bollocks aside, she does make a good point a bit further down – a gleaming kernel of corn, buried in the scatological rough -
“Why don’t you suggest an open day at his house where he sells off the lot so he can start afresh?”
That’s actually quite a good idea. So, you know what? That’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to invite my friends to come to my flat over the course of a weekend, probably near the beginning of the month so that there’s some money in peoples’ pockets, and ask them to make me an offer.
Some things I’ll have to price in advance (though I’ll have to be open to haggling). I’ll also need to make a ‘just take it, please, oh god, take it away’ bin for things that I can’t sell, but want to get rid of. It’ll take a little bit of preparation, but removing the listing-writing and shipping factors is a huge weight off my shoulders, and in exchange my stuff goes to good homes for a fair price, and my friends get to buy themselves shiny things for a good cause.
Thanks, Mariella. Thariella.